Saturday, January 06, 2007

Holy crap!

Ok, so I was reading at Dylan's blog about her nephew, and posted a comment about how I was pretty sure that my son wasn't using the "pee" method to "make his lulu go down" in the mornings anymore. Well, I walked in the house and the door to the computer room was closed. Never a good sign.

"Yo!" I yell.
"In here," I get back.
I go in, and he's obviously just pulled up a web site to play a game. "What were you doing?" I ask.
"Just playing games."
Ahhh. Something's fishy. A mother always knows.

Off he goes to take a shower before heading off to a party. I go back into the computer to pull up the history.
bigtitsnasses.com
lesbos.com
girlongirl.com

You get the picture. It bears repeating. HOLY CRAP!

My baby! My innocent little baby boy is checking out porn on the internet! So damn, now I have to go in and turn on the parental controls. I probably should have done it before now. AND, we have to have "the talk" again about appropriate and inappropriate use of the computer. Even though he was on his own settings, his 9 year old brother could still pull up those sites at any time, not to mention all the crap and spyware that could be infiltrating my computer (thank GOODNESS for good security!). Damn, life was so much easier when kids could just sneak a Playboy under their mattress!

Bob's response? After his Holy Crap? A smile and a thank goodness. The shit.

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Anne said...

You know what Lori??? I just experienced this with my YOUNGEST not too long back, but I walked in on him rather than catching him AFTER the fact. LOLOL Poor guy was so embarrassed... I don't think he'll be doing THAT again. at least not while I'm home.

Eeek!

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Lori said...

Like I said, Bob's take was a thank goodness. Those Bob's are all alike! LOL

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Anne said...

Oh, and my DH's say on the subject is... be grateful he's checking out women and not men. Oye. Such a guy.

Marg said...

Why is that the predominant reaction from men!

Might be time to look at the controls on my computer as well!! Or I could just think that my little angel wouldn't dare for a bit longer!!

Linda said...

ROFLMAO What a funny story! BUT you also have my sympathies. I can't imagine what you parents of young people go through in this internet age. Not for the faint-hearted. Bless you.

Linda

Holly said...

OMG! That's funny, and soooo scary!

My brother used to do this, too, at my house. Where I had a 6 and 9 year old (at the time). I was so upset! Jeez!

But isn't "history" grand?

Rowena said...

LMAO, holy crap that's so funny...well not really but goodness!

My brother was the same way, we had to put parental controls on the computer because he was being such a retard with it, we'd get viruses all the time because of his sites and once the kids saw the pop ups and almost had a heart attack...

Boys. *rolls eyes*