Thursday, April 17, 2008

A Jew Joke...

Because Passover begins on Saturday night...

An elderly man in Miami calls his son in New York and says, 'I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing... forty-five years of misery is enough.'

'Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screams.

'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man says. 'We are sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so can you call your sister in Chicago and tell her?' and he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, 'Like hell they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.'

She calls her father immediately and screams at the old man, 'You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there! I'm calling my brother back and we will both be there tomorrow.Until then, do not do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.

The old man hangs up the phone and turns to his wife, 'Okay' he says, 'They're coming for Passover and paying their own airfares.'

2 People Gabbed:

Gail said...

LMAO Very funny!!

Linda said...

Didn't see that one coming. LOL