The Change
A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.
"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me."
"This one's kind of strange..."
"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.
"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies."
"I see."
"That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl. That night," she went on, "I went again, plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!," she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!"
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about."
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(Ready for this?)
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(I'm warning you...)
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(Still not too late....)
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "You're simply going through the change."
Told you it was a groaner. LOL
2 People Gabbed:
Ok, that was baaaaaaaaad. I'll let you get away with it cuz I luv you.
~Ann, shaking her head.
You mean there are more benefits that just not having to deal with a period anymore?
But seriously, to echo Ann, that was baaaaad.
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